When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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