she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
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