not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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