Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I have feelings that need drinking.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Randomize
