So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
Randomize
