May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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