Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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