doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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