She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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