I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
