Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize