the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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