ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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