so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
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