I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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