I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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