I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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