You were right. It hurts to walk today.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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