I cannot find my penis.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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