Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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