dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
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