I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
Hippo gnu deer
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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