I can't watch pbs sober anymore
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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