Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
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