You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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