oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Naked Twister starts at high noon
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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