I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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