I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Someone signed my nipple.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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