Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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