we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Just pee around me
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Randomize
