Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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