told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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