He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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