Just cropdusted the office
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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