I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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