No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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