god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Randomize