You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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