Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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