me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I just had sex on a roof
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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