making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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