would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
That's when you crack a 10am beer
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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