That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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