I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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