all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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