I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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