So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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