I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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