I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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