so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
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