so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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