she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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