If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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